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LOL....well, now this blog has been ivaded by 2 people! Dommi and Vada!! The Great Hackerz! lol. jk! Well, im rele bored so i thought i would post...=]. OMGOSH! IM SO EXCITED FOR JUDGEMENT HOUSE TONITE!!! ONLY LIKE 3 OR 4 MORE HOURS!! lol. Well, thats about all i had! So c ya guys later! =]

ok so brandon is being a bum and has not posted because hes too obsessed with myspace... so he has not changed his password, so i decided to post for him. umm well i dont know what to say again. and i dont really feel like writing something deep. so umm.. yeah homecoming is in only a couple weeks and i dont really know whats going on. like i have no idea where we are going for dinner. or after dessert either. so yeah. i am so excited cause we have no sholl tomorrow. cause they are painting the gym floor or something like that. so yeah. then its JUDGEMENT HOUSE!!! i am so excited!!! emoness is fun! ok well yeah thats all i have to say. so ill see most of you tomorrow at 5 =]
-dominique

ok here it is

well this is dominique again. i am talking a break from decorating... so i promised brandon to give him a real post... umm its a lot harder then i thought it would be. cause first you have to decide whither you are going to talk about yourself or the other person. then in that you have to find something when you don't even know what to say for yourself.so here i go.
((((warning this might get a little boring))))
ok well i decided to talk about brandon... brandon has been a great friend to me and others. i know that he is always there and ready to listen. although he is a little obsessed with dew at times.... well a lot actually.... he is still on fire for God and is wanting to become more like Him. he is like and older brother to me. i think that my like would be quite different with out him.
so brandon i hope you like the back ground... and that you dont change it too quickly... =]
and thanks emma for making the background for me... i love it... i was debating to take it for myself actually...

almost not close

ok well i started on your blog and i have to go to sleep cause i am about to pass out. but i dont really like this about ground. its too boyish. =] . so i sent emma a pic hopefully it will work... =] so yea there is a lot to change but ill do it all.. =] so ill probally finish tomorrow ... oh yeah i have to make him an official post too... ill have to sleep on that.

heads up

hey guys just so you know somehow dominique got my password (aculy she beat it out of me) so not every thing that is posted is not by me so even if it says its by me it might not be cuase everyone knows dominique so ya just giving a heads up so see you guys!

Chuck!!!!!!!!

• If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
• There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
• Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
• Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
• Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
• Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
• Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
• Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
• Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
• There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
• Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
• The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
• Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
• Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
• Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.
• Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
• Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
• Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
• Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
• The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
• Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
• Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
• If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
• When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
• The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
• Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
• CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot butt kicking in real-time.
• Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
• What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
• Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
• Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
• Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
• A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
• Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
• Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
• If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
• Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
• The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
• Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
• Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
• Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
• Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
• Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
• Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.
• Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
• In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
• Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
• Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
• Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
• The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
• In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
• According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
• Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
• When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
• There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
• Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
• Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
• When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
• Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
• Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
• There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
• When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
• Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
• A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
• When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
• Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
• Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
• Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
• In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
• Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
• If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
• Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
• The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
• A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
• Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
• Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
• When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
• While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
• Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
• When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
• When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
• Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
• Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
• When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
• Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
• When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
• Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
• On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
• Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
• In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
• Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
• Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
• Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
• Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
• Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
• If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his butt kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
• Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
• Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
• Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
• The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
• It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
• You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
• Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
• The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
• There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
• Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
• When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
• Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
• James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
• Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
• Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.
• Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
• It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
• Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
• Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
• Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
• Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
• When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
• Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
• A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
• Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
• There is in fact an “I” in Norris, but there is no “team”… not even close.
• Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
• Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
• Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
• Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
• Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
• Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
• Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.
• Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
• The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.
• Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
• If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
• The crossing lights in Chuck Norris's home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
• Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
• The Sherman tank was originaly called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him. The Army, for fear of Chuck Norris, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
• Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
• Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
• The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
• Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A." is, in fact, a documentary.
• Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
• There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
• It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
• Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
• Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
• Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.
• Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
• Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
• The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
• Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
• Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
• Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
• Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
• Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
• Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
• 'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
• Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
• When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
• According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
• Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
• In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
• When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
• Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
• Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
• If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
• If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
• Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
• Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
• MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.
• Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
• What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division”.
• Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
• The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
• There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
• Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
• The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
• Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
• The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
• Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
• Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
• When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
• On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
• Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
• Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
• Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
• Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
• It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
• It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
• Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
• That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
• Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
• Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
• Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
• Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
• As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
• Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
• Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
• Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
• Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
• It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
• Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
• Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
• Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
• When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
• "Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
• Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
• Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
• Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
• Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time he tries, the whole damn barn falls down.
• Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
• When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks, "You want fries with that" because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't ever want fries with anything. Ever.
• Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
• Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
• Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

hike!

well yesterday after church we left to go on a hike and it was awsome!!!! we hiked for 3 miles and set up camp and one thing i learned this week was that steve and taco bell don't mix! it was just colton, randell, steve and i and then the next day we walked to this glacier thing and it was awsome!!!! i through a snowball at steve's face while he was trying to take a picture of us and he was mad!!! and then we walked back and then drove to miner's!!!!!!!!!!!! it was awsome the whole thing was worth the trip becuase of miner's! we sang the cheeseburger song the way down so we were really hungry! then we went home and thats about it so see you guys later!!!

north bend!!!!!!!

well as most of you know the youth went down to north bend oregon and i can probebly say it was THE best mission trip i've ever gone on!!!! it was the best! the ride up was one of the best parts and we had alot of fun and emma sat right in between me and nathan and for the rest of the trip when ever the three of us were together emma was always in between us so we were like her bodygards only we didn't really protec her so anyways we helped with vbs and i was the teacher for rec. and ron was the helper and it was really weird telling ron what to do and the kids were really wild and the 1st and second graders didn't really play much and neither did the 5th and 6th graders but it was still fun. and it was really easy to remember their youth group's names because there was only one person in the youth group and she was really cool her name was ashara and she was really nice and she did all the sound and stuff and we also met nicole and daniel and they were both 14 and went to diferent churches and they helped out with vbs and nicole hung out with us at the beach and stuff and daniel helped with rec. with me and ron and they were really cool and like i said we went to the beach a bunch of days and one day we went 4-whealing!!!!!!!!! it was soooooo nifty!!!!! but i broke 2 of the 4 that they brought and i was the first on with amy cause we helped clean up dinner and ashara never told me how to switch gears so i gunned it in first gear to keep up with the others and the batterie died and the second one the clutch cable snapped while i was riding and it had nothing to do with me they said then emma and nathan were riding on one and nathan jumbed over a hill and it rolled and he fell on emma and then reachel and amy rode together and they rolled the same one and then we had the bon fire and that was fun and the next day we were all dead tired and sore and what was really funny was when the guys came to the girl's house they wlked out like mummies and it was soooo funny! amy was holding her arm and dominique was holding her tummy and reachel was limping and they all looked like they just walked out of a battle feild and then we went home and calapst on our beds well ot least i did but i don't know about them and that was it!!! so it was a fun week so i'll see you guys later!!!

my surfing pics!

hey ya'll these are some of my surfin' pictures! hope you enjoy!

busy, busy!

well someone commented that i'm not posting enough and that i'm becomeing nathan so as soon as i read that it was like a slap to the face and that if i didn't post soon all wy hair would fall out and i would start saying "skilz" all the time so today i ran to my computer as soon as i realized that and i sould have posted earlyer cause there's alot going on but i've been really busy so as probly all of you know my dad and sister got in a motorcicle accident the first day of riverside and also my parents just got our brand spankin new sister a couple days ago in china and they just called us a few hours ago so thats pretty amazing and youth camp is comeing up and it sucks cause the guys have to sleep in the A frame and there are no matresses so we have to bring our own but thats alright cause i have a air matress and its really comfy so ya thats about it oh and sam's pool partaaaaaay is comin up so everyone needs to come so see you guys later!

i'm home!!!!!!!!!!

well today i just got back and i haven't posted since friday cause i was busy so i'm gonna recap since friday so 7th day was the day i went on the sail boat tour and it was awsome! it was a huge boat and it took us around like half the coast of kauai and it was really cool and that took all day and i didn't get back til like midnight so i didn't have time to post and then on the 8th day it was my ladt day in kauai so we had to pack and clean up so i was busy then so on my 9th day we got up really early and headed to the airport for oahu so we got there and we were geting our luggage i joked with my grandma and said we sould get a convertable rental car so she tolled my grandpa so he got one and it was flippin sweet! so we were all cruzing and we got to the condo and the room wasn't ready so we went shopping then they called so we went up to our room and it wasn't as nice as the one in kauai but it was nice and there was only one room so i slept on the couch and the sad part is i went down to the computer room and it was 35 cents a miniute to get on! and you had to have a credit card and i didn't want to use my grandpa's so i had to suffer and when we got to the room we decided to go to the beach and there was so many people! so we walked like 2 miles to the aquarium and it was pretty cool so then we went home then on the 9th day i went to hinoma bay or however its spelled to go snorkeling and its supposed to be like the best snorkeling spot but it wasn't that great but it was still cool then we went to hard rock cafe and i had like 10 mt. dews and went home and on our last day yesturday we went to pearl harbor til noon and that was really sad and depresing but we went to this water park and it was prety sweet but the pretty much the only reason i wanted to go was because the flyer said this one ride was sponcered by mountain dew so i got there expecting there to be some kind of recignition of mountain dew but no nothing the ride was fun but it had nothing to do with dew and there were some other rides that were fun and the park closed at 4:00 and the plane was at 10:00 at night so we went to chile's then we went to the air port and waited for 5 hours in the gate then we went home and that was it! so now i have to pack for riverside and oh ya i'm really sad cause i forgot to take i pic of me with vada's mountain dew jug! :-( sorry guys so see you guys saturday!

6th day!

well today all i did was go to this movie tour thing that take you to all the movie scenes that were shot in kauai and that was pretty cool to see the moveis while you look at the sets so ya thats all i did today so i'll blog 2morrow!

5th day!

well today i went to the surfing lesson and i don't mean to toot my own horn but i owned! i gotz surfin skilz! ya that was awsome i totaly shreded and it was rad! i also picked up some lingo while i was there then we went to lunch after that then we went to the beach and went snorkeling and i saw so many fish it was amazing! i saw a gaint sea turtle but the most amazing part was the huge 10 foot eel that i saw it was black was green strips and all of a suden it darted twadrs me and he was trying to pick a fight but i was like "yo eel i don't wanna hurt you and embaris you in front of your litle fish friends" but he came anyway so i grabed him by his neck and bit his tail clean off so he went cring to his mamma while i tolled all of his friends and they laghed at him so he shot himself. true story. so i'll blog 2morrow c ya!

4th day!

well today was pretty busy and i'm really tired so i'll make it quike first we were going to go on the movie tour but the bus was broken so we'll go on thursday but today we went to this canyan and it was the worst activity i've gone to when on vacation in my life! it was horrible! we had to drive up this extremely winedy road for an hour then we spent 5 minnuets looking at this hole (the canyan) then we went down and i got really car sick and almost threw up then we had lunch and went shopping then we went to the place that the luha was and it was kinda boring there were some shops and stuff then the thing started and the food was okey and they danced a little while we ate and i thought it was over but then they came out and did this awsome show and ate fire and did all sorts of stuff and it was awsome! so ya i'm happy sause 2morrow i'm going surfing! man i miss you guys so much! okey i'll post 2morrow so see ya!

2nd & 3rd day

well i was really busy yesturday so i didn't get the chance to post so i will today! well yesturday on the plane i sat by these two really cool guys that were chirstions and it was fun cause we talked about mission trips and vbs and video games for 6 hours and then we landed then we took another plane to kauai for like a half an hour and i sat next to these potty mouth old and i mean old laddys that had a fight over who sits in the middle and the one who lost fell asleep on my shoulder so that was not quite as fun and then we went grosery shopping and spent $60 on tv dinners and mountain dew oh ya the mountain dew cans are way different here and they had little tiny midget cans that are 8 onces and we bought some of those then we went to our condo which was like an hour away and then we got lost and drove around for 3 hours until we asked for directions then we spent an hour trying to find it again and then we got there and my jaw droped to the ground! our condo is soooooooooo nice! i took alot of pics so i'll upload them when i get home so then i went to sleep. then today i woke up and went to the pool for this surf deminstration and had breakfast and spent like 3 hours at the front desk trying to find a good deal on stuff then we went to the beach for a while and had lunch at this place that had little birds walking around it and that was cool but one stole my french fry then we went shopping and now i'm here posting and its only 2:45 here so i'm gonna go to a pot luck at the condo and watch a movie and then i'll turn in! so thats about it! i'll post 2morrow hopefuly so ttyl!

1st day!

well i'm here in portland staying in the same hotel that youth comference was and its pretty sweet! ya last night i found out that my grandparents snored so i didn't get much sleep but who needs that right! so how was that summer kich off thing after i left? well i'll be gettin on the plane at noon so hope you guys have fun at church while i'm on a plane for 6 hours! so anyways i really hope theres a computer at my condo in hawaii so i can blog more so c u guys!

last day of school!

well today was the last day of school and it was super cool! all we did was have an assembly and sign year books but it was fun and the class periods were only like 15 minutes long and the 8th graders couldn't go to 6th period cuase there were rumers about a mouge pit (where lots of people push and kick each other in a big pile) after 5th period so the word got to the principle and they kept us in but thats ok! i'll see you guys in a few hours!

yeah i'm leaveing!

hay whats up guys?!?!?!?! ya i'm so happy cuase i'll be leaving on saturday to hawaii!!!!!!!!!! ya so i'll be at the summer kick off party but my grandparents are gonna pick me up at five then we'll go to portland and spend the night there then at noon we'll get on the plane and be off for a week and a half and get back on wensday so ya this is so awsome! i'll try to post every day if i can while i'm there to keep you guys up to date so i'll see everyone besides emma on wensday!

car wash!

man that car wash was sooooooo much fun! and i bet everyone who went will blog about it but i'll be the first one so ha! anyways my shoulders look like a stop sign their so burned! and that was a lot of work! we had car after car after car! and i kept stepping on rocks too and that was not very fun at all! so i'll c u guys 2morrow!!!

hawaii!

hey guys i'm sooooooooooooo exited cause i'm going to hawaii with my grandparents on the 15th of June and yesturday the jeagers came over and they tolled us all the stuff to do there and i had 3 mountain dews and its going to be soooooooooo awsome there! i'll be gone for 1 and a hlaf weeks but i'll be there for riverside and for a week we will be in kawaii and then for the rest of the time we'll be in oahu! vada said she'll loan me her big mountain dew cup and i can have an awsome dramatic picture of me on the beach drinking mountain dew so ya i'll see you guys wensday!

so wrong!

you guys are sooooooooooooooooooo wrong! mt. dew is the most important (earthly, nothing comes before God) thing in the world! besides friends too and some other stuff so its probly a 4th but still its important to me and you guys just don't understand! either that or your joulus! anyway i'm really exited about the 3 day weekend! so i gots to go! c u guys sunday!

boring!

hey guys i'm realy bored and i have the house to myselfand everyone else is shopping and they wont get me any mt. dew even though is gave them money to get some so now i have a headache from caffine withdrawl and i want some dew! i went to narnia on sunday and it was like the best movie i've ever seen! and i went to the theater in pasco and it was sooooooooooooooo nice! the seats rock back and forth! its flippen sweet! so i'm goinna get high on tilonnol (i can't even spell i'm so dieing from no mt. dew!) oh ya i hope i did good on dominique's test! so c u guys sunday!

just watch!

this is the definition of aswome!

hello!

hi whats up?!?!?!? ya i just got beck from that gaming store LAN and it was amazing! they have like 50 of these things that look like the tops of a doon buggy and they have computer moniters that slide down when you sid down and then the keyboard folds out in front of you and then you play the games that they have and they have like 100 different games that you can play and i played call of duty 4 the whole time with Johnny and it was sick! and its pretty cheap too it was $3 an hour and we played for two then i went to yoke's and drank some amp then i went home and ate lunch so that was my day oh ya the 8th grade party is today and i'm wondering wether i should go or not so i'll see you guys sunday!

more sloppy joes!

hey i'm really bored again and i found out that i'm having sloppy joes at church in a couple hours even though i had them last night but thats alright theres always room for sloppy joes! so can someone please explane what this test thing is on emma's blog cause i'm really confused?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? so c u guys at church!

hey these are some pics from youth convention and other stuff that i thought i'd post even though you have most likely already seen them but oh well!

sloppy joes

hi i'm really board so i thought i would tell you guys that i just ate a sloppy joe and it was pretty flippin delicous. so bye.

new background!

hey whats up! i hope you like the new background! i finnaly figuered out how to get it on so thanks emma for sending the code and sorry i was such a retard not being able to figuere out how to do it! so thanks! ya if my mom won't be a computer hog like usual i'll try to post every day but hopefully i can get the internet in my room again but i wouldn't count on it any time soon so see you guys wensday! P.S. my background owns all yours! JK! see you later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey!

hi whats up sorry i havn't posted for like 2 weeks my teachers at school have drenched me with homework to get ready for high school or something but i'll try to do it more often so ya i barfed today in school but i didn't go home cuase my mom was really mad before i left and whenever i call home sick she gets really really mad so i toughed it out and when i got home i drank mt. dew and i felt better and i've been trying to get a curser but they don't have any mt. dew ones so i'm stuck! survivor is over and i'm kinda sad but at least i still have LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and theres always next season so see you guys wensday!

the most wonderful thing i've ever heard!

this guy is pure genuis! i wish i had these skills!

Mountain Dew, Oh Mountain Dew open wide and pour it through.
Floatin' 'tween the yellow and green are tiny bubbles of caffeine
Another reason it's wonderful is there's loads of sugar in that fizz.
Grab a cold one in your hand in plastic,glass, or aluminum can
A taste both bold and yet sublime half past lemon and quarter to lime
See the bubbles that upward float until you pour it down your throat
Whereupon, the marvelous stuff will have you feeling up to snuff
Ready to rock and ready to roll so drink and drink until you're full
Imitators come fast and thick like mello yellow, surge, and kick
Some just never can seem to ever get through their head that nothing else is DEW!
-Christopher Hallaxs

so true

hey vada sent this to me and i just had to post it!

True Friendship.
None of that Sissy Crap!Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well Again. I don't want whatever the heck you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth..

hi

hey sorry i couldn't post some new stuff if only Vada will send me those pics! just kidding Vada! yeah we took a truckload of pics at the youth convention last weekend and it was so much fun! my very best friend colton and i drank like 10 gallons of mountain dew each and i spent my intire life savings ($10) but it was worth it! so hopfully i can post all the pictures we took and hope to see you soon!

intro

hi I'm Brandon and this blog will have stuff that my friends and I did and some other stuff so I'll post some more stuff later so check back soon!