the most wonderful thing i've ever heard!

this guy is pure genuis! i wish i had these skills!

Mountain Dew, Oh Mountain Dew open wide and pour it through.
Floatin' 'tween the yellow and green are tiny bubbles of caffeine
Another reason it's wonderful is there's loads of sugar in that fizz.
Grab a cold one in your hand in plastic,glass, or aluminum can
A taste both bold and yet sublime half past lemon and quarter to lime
See the bubbles that upward float until you pour it down your throat
Whereupon, the marvelous stuff will have you feeling up to snuff
Ready to rock and ready to roll so drink and drink until you're full
Imitators come fast and thick like mello yellow, surge, and kick
Some just never can seem to ever get through their head that nothing else is DEW!
-Christopher Hallaxs